"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"
i think im emotionally constipated because i haven’t given a shit in months
me at 13: “i’m really mature for my age though”
me at 20: i was a fucking idiot
also me at 20: i’m still a fucking idiot
u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting
i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost
and she’s just like
well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit
when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you
THIS TYPE OF ICE IS THE BEST TYPE OF ICE
I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry
My mood depends on how good my hair looks