I think Harry’s closet is literally 20 pairs of black skinny jeans, 50 white v necks, 3 random shirts from 1972, and those goddamn brown boots
(Source: punkasslouis, via primisthebomb)
i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”
it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud
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if you give me a task with no deadline i will literally never do it but if you give me a deadline i will get it done exactly 1 hour before the deadline even if the deadline is in six years
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One time my brother played with my webcam and discovered you could do different things with it.
OH GOD YES IT’S BACK
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when your ear finally unpops and everything is in HD and you start hearing things you’ve never heard before
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