(Source: pikanyechu, via bastille)

dulect:

when the teacher picks you out for doing the best work in class

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(via sniffing)

selfloveclub:

when you get that awesome idea

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(via selfloveclub)

organmeat:

This describes my entire texting relationship with everyone

(via i-just-wanna-laugh-bro)

(Source: teen-wolf, via selfloveclub)

  • operator: 911, please hold.
  • me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
  • murderer: ok

actionables:

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL

(via humorking)

(Source: heathledgers, via humorking)

hi:

seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing

seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign

(via humorking)

greydelisle:

I thought Pitbull’s first name was “Featuring”.

(via humorking)

pouted:

my snapchat feed be like

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(via humorking)

dickdiamonds:

If anyone’s gonna be in charge of my funeral I would want it to be this guy

(via i-just-wanna-laugh-bro)

rhydonmyhardon:

people who take the time to type www. before a accessing website are up to no good

(via humorking)

pleasantgoose:

pleasantgoose:

the app store has really stepped up its game

i didn’t set my ipod on fire for 5 notes

(via bastille)

(Source: snlgifs, via firefoxed)